Quite possibly the saddest dream anyone has ever had

[mcdanger]

The following is a description of a dream I had last night, to the best of my recollection (which, sadly, is pretty damn accurate in this case). I swear to God I'm not making this up, nor exaggerating anything

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[poe_kf]

If you enjoyed the dream, then at least you enjoyed something, so it wasn't a total loss.

I saw this movie once, a documentary about 5 people who obsessive compulsivly watch movies. They spend like 8 hours a day, take public transportation all over New York, just to get to the next screening, spend almost all of their money, it was insane. And someone asked one of them if this was he did in stead of living, and he said, "No, it's living. Just a different kind of living."

[yourface]

1) I apologize AGAIN for ruining your love life
2) that sounds an awful lot like Twain's Mysterious Stranger, except, of course, that the girl would be Satan and there were no spies or kickboxing.

[rockprincess]

boyd. i may not know you very well. and ya know what....you may not like me for whatever reason you may have...but i like you. you're a good guy. and i'm really sorry that you had that dream. and that you seem not to think much of yourself.
one of these days you're going to find a wonderful girl. that loves you as much as you love her. i promise you that.
i love you boyd!!!

[anonymous]

aaron, someday a girl WILL love you. and then one of two things will happen. you will either find out that this "girl" is really a man, or, it will be me. because one of these days, i am going to marry you. you have no choice in it.
-rossetto. soon to be mrs aaron boyd

[roger_sheldon]

nice teeth