I have been working on a collection of trite and anecdotal essays with an aim to encourage dissidence. I will be posting them one at a time on my livejournal. I am using livejournal as a means to not only gain criticism, but also as a way to motivate myself into completing this work. I have a great many essays which are incomplete and I am ( Read more... )

I am Famous ( Read more... )

dude, dude, dude. BYE ME A LAP DANCE, I REALLY NEED IT

hey, kristen, baby, i love you, you know that... SO TAKE MY MONEY

have a nice day.

I might get a book published because i am really smart and attractive.

I have generated indisputable scientific evidence that Kristen and I are in love. SCIENCE TELLS NO LIES>

(I am really stoned)

LOVE ROGER

it's times like these that remind me that things will get better. I rented Busby Berkeley's "42 Street." I wish Kristen was here to watch it with me...it's delightful, but has to be returned tomorrow....

Well, this is an honest entry, so cherish it all those who lust over the events of my life ( Read more... )

Champagne

1) PERRIER-JOUËT - Belle Epoque
2) Moet et Chandon - Nectar
3) Moet et Chandon - White Star
4) Veuve Clicquot Brut Carte Jaune
5) Chandon (California)

Scotch

1) MaCallan 12
2) Chivas Regal
3) OBan 14
4) Cutty Sark
5) Johnnie Walker Black label

Vodka

1) Grey Goose
2) Ciroc
3) Olifant
4) Stoli
5) Absolute Level

Lately, I have noticed a dramatic change in the wind. This empire is all but fallen; myspace is the new livejournal:

there was three different entrances to the end of the tunnel and the beginning of the end of the day that was only last weekend. I really would like to ride that pony;
give me a call, pony.

I HEREBY DEEM THESE STATEMENTS TO BE ENTIRELY TRUE ( Read more... )

There was a wonderful ball, in the most beautiful palace and all the people were made of paint. All of course, except the guests of honor, Kristen and myself. The sparkles on the water just as the sun rises are the only thing kindred to the grace and beauty that Kristen had shown on the dance floor, it was magnificent. She looked into my eyes, ( Read more... )