Signs you've completely given up on Livejournal and, concordantly, life:

[mcdanger]

You start posting chat logs you had with a robot. In particular, AIM robots made to promote Sony's new When a Stranger Calls remake. What follows are my exploits with jill020306, the charming AIM bot based off a girl eternally about to be raped and murdered. Fun stuff. Now, because I'm tired, I'm not going to bother actually putting any context or

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[monocleostrich]

This could well be the greatest thing ever to happen on the internet, sirrah.

You never cease to amaze me, Boyd.

[schnemndrick]

:)

Please, help me, brothers!!!

[anonymous]

Hi, my friends!! I want to get software pack XRUMER 5.0 Palladium free. Any url???
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And did you hear news - price for XRumer 5.0 Palladium will grow up to $540 after 15 may 2009... And XRumer 2.9 and 3.0 - too old versions, it's cant break modern catpchas and cant break modern anti-bot protections. But XRumer 5.0 Palladium CAN!!!!
So help me for download this great soft for free! Thanks!

Re: Please, help me, brothers!!!

[mcdanger]

I don't know, brother, XRUMER 5.0 Palladium sounds like subpar software that's not worth your time.