I never fail to fall short of expectations.

ever been so drunk you arent sure how drunk you are? Im not eactly sure hwat haoooened tonight.

Imagine fifty thousand men trapped on a desert island, deprived of food and water and sex but somehow kept alive for fifty thousand years. Then, after they’ve been tormented a hundred steps beyond insanity, tortured past self-mutilation and cannibalism, somebody drops off a sculpture of a naked woman made from perfectly-cooked steaks. If you could ( Read more... )

Jenny, Alaska is a terrible place. I'd try to talk you out of it but I feel like I have very little to offer ( Read more... )

Sometimes the enormity of what one should accomplish in a lifetime is so intimidating I scare myself. These are to be the years that set the stage for the following acts, so if I don't graduate college with a degree in anything within the next four plus years then I will have amounted to nothing but a waste of space and time. I don't want to be ( Read more... )

I finalized my order on newegg today so when I post a list of what I bought NOBODY is allowed to critique it because it is obviously the best machine built in the Tacoma area. Other than that life continues as usual but with more school and less work. My sociology 271 professor has finally gotten over her nervousness or something because the class ( Read more... )

Good fucking god, one more day of finals. Jeff convinced me to play WoW when I was really high, but then I came back down and realized I have no cds, no code, no computer to play it on, and no account. Still I do hope that he will romp with me through a field of virtual daisies once again.

I'm going to Missouri for a week.

A raptor trained to be calm near gunfire and accept a rider, a guinea pig, a Nazgul, Theodore Roosevelt.

When the Laughing Man's small eyes finally opened, Omba eagerly raised the vial of eagles' blood up to the mask. But the Laughing Man didn't drink from it. Instead, he weakly pronounced his beloved Black Wing's name. Omba bowed his own slightly distorted head and revealed to his master that the Dufarges had killed Black Wing. A peculiar and heart- ( Read more... )

EZ 4:15 I have given thee cows dung for mans dung, and thou shalt prepare thy bread therewith.

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