damn my irish blood

[drpooka]

In the process of making mashed potatoes, I clogged the drain, broke two pluingers, cut my cand, and burnt my fingers. And so far, all I've done is peel and cut them up and put them on the stove. They aren't even mashed yet.

How have I survived this long?

Comments

[bluecrazi_angel]

Sweetie you do know that you are not suppose to put the skins down the sink? Right...?
I'm sorry you hurt your self though.

[mechanicalhyena]

You defy both physics and statistics.

[mithras]

Well, since you're Irish, we can only assume that you were drunk this entire time.

Irishmen only die when they sober up. Or get blown to pieces by the IRA/British Army.

[kelsiarei]

They told me you were a klutz, but I somehow doubted it could really be -that- bad.

Until this story.

[rosdubh]

The forks story didn't do it??

[kelsiarei]

Nope. He seemed pretty non-clumsy when I met him.

[rosdubh]

Mm, nothing like a little blood on my taters to make 'em tasty!

Can't wait. ;)