Oh my goodness, it's been like ages since I updated in here!!!!!!!11 So what's been up in the kickass life of Jude Law, you ask? Not much ( Read more... )

Gee whiz it's been ages since I updated!!!!!111 So the Oscars came and went and of course I lost. Isn't it funny how I still sound English even though I play a Southerner? I totally have a newfound respect for Southerners now! Hee ( Read more... )

OMG I GOT AN OSCAR NOD!!!!11 I really think I should win because Sean Penn really isn't as cute as I am. Who cares if he's like a better actor? Doesn't his own country hate him? You Americans. I had to work real hard on that accent. Let me tell you people it's hard sounding so retarded when you sound as posh and stuck up as I do ( Read more... )

HI!!!! OMG SO I TURNED 31 YESTERDAY BUT HEY I DECIDED IT WAS MY BIRTHDAY WEEK ( Read more... )

Wow what a crazy life I lead! I am currently running around whoring myself out for my Big Important Movie. Hey I do it in real life why not get paid for it as well???? I hope I get another Oscar nomination for it. I mean I got one last time and I was killed before the movie was even halfway over! This time I'm the STAR. It's enough to make a boy ( Read more... )

OMG HI. This is my very first entry and I am so excited! A lot has been going on in my life. I have SOOOO many people fighting over me and I could probably make things a lot easier by telling Drew to fuck off or dumping Jonny. But why would I want to make things easier? I LOVE THIS! In fact I wish other people would join in, I could make it like ( Read more... )