IZAYA IS TURNING JAPANESE 1/?
anonymous
March 8 2010, 10:55:42 UTC
A/N: Writer!anon is confused by crack and would rather write copious amounts of smut. So, writer!anon wrote a really cracky version but scrapped it because it sucked. This version somehow ended up (sort of) serious or something and is worse than the original. But writer!anon redeemed (not even)herself by writing another smutty Shizaya on the side. Anyway, bear with me, this gets better... I swear !! I wasn't even going to post this but I promised... ;_; Also, I tried to add parts from the lovely art fill~ ♥
Oh, and Izaya might be a bit OOC but, well, there's no but. He's just OOC !!! (Not while trolling, just later on... ;_; )“Tadaima!” Shizuo greeted no one, he kicked off his shoes and dumped his bag unceremoniously on the floor and marched straight into the kitchen, grabbing his bottle of milk from the refrigerator. His day was awful. Another day of people trying to attack him. No doubt all Izaya's fault
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IZAYA IS TURNING JAPANESE 3/?
anonymous
March 8 2010, 11:01:40 UTC
“So, where did you two meet?” Shizuo's mother asked, happily. They were all sitting on the sofa, save for Izaya. Their sofa was rather small so instead of Izaya having to sit on one of the matching chairs, his father had insisted that Izzy sit on Shizuo's lap
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IZAYA IS TURNING JAPANESE 4/?
anonymous
March 8 2010, 11:06:15 UTC
“Ah, yes, that's right. Oh my,” She looked at her watch, “It's already 5pm!” She stood up followed by his father. “We'll leave you two alone, right, honey?”
“Yes, of course. I have the uhh.. thing to do.”
“You will have dinner with us tomorrow night, right, Izzy-chan?” His mother looked at Izaya expectantly.
“Well...” Izzy blushed and looked down at his clasped hands, “...if Shizu-chan wants me to.” His mother looked at Shizuo expectantly.
“What? Oh, but Izzy is busy tomorrow. School stuff.” Shizuo lied.
“Nope! I'm not! I finished everything so I can have time with my Shizu-chan~!” Izzy replied happily. Fuck. He was not going to win.
“Well, isn't that great.” Shizuo forced a smile, “Sure, I don't mind...”
“Wonderful! I'll see you tomorrow night at 7, Izzy-chan!” His mother ran out of the living room, humming a cheerful tune.
“Ah, yes, I as well, Izzy-chan. I have that thing to do.” His father winked at Shizuo, “Don't do anything I wouldn't do, son
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IZAYA IS TURNING JAPANESE 5/?
anonymous
March 8 2010, 11:10:35 UTC
“So, this is Shizu-chan's room~!” Izaya remarked, looking around the ridiculously plain looking room. The walls were barren and painted a boring dull beige color. All he had was a rather large bed, a few dressers, and one desk with a lamp and a laptop on it. “You know your Dad is totally into me, by the way.” He commented casually
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IZAYA IS TURNING JAPANESE 6/?
anonymous
March 8 2010, 11:14:56 UTC
“What are you-!” Izaya began but was cut off the moment Shizuo's cock slipped inbetween his blue and white patterned thighs. Izaya's knees were pressed against his own padded chest. Shizuo groaned, starting a slow thrusting movement. It was...it was... All Izaya could do was stare, completely shocked.
“Isn't this what you wanted, Izzy-chan?” Shizuo smirked. Wh-what... this wasn't suppose to happen. Izaya had carefully planned everything. This wasn't in the plan at all. Sure he had teased Shizuo a little but...
“N-no! What the hell!?” Shizuo was breathing unevenly into his ear, hot breath tickled the sensitive skin. Izaya suppressed a shudder.
“You really piss me off.” Shizuo's whisper was breathy. Izaya gave in and shuddered. The way the blonde said it coupled with the feeling of his hard cock inbetween his thighs was too much
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Re: IZAYA IS TURNING JAPANESE 6/?
anonymous
March 9 2010, 18:48:40 UTC
Finally,a surprised Izaya and a winner Shizuo!I love you anon!I was looking forward reading a fic with Izaya not expecting a certain reaction from Shizuo!And I don't think it's OOC.
IZAYA IS TURNING JAPANESE 7/?
anonymous
March 8 2010, 11:21:36 UTC
He closed the Heiwajima's door softly. It was freezing. The cold air hit his bare legs like ice slicing through his flesh. Never mind that wearing Mary Janes with no socks was a fashion faux-pas. Desperate times called for desperate measures. He grimaced at the thought of what just happened in Shizuo's room
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OP is dying happily!
anonymous
March 8 2010, 11:52:36 UTC
Thank you so much for this! It is seriously great, you should be more confident in your writing! Many many thanks for keeping your promise to fill this.
Damn, Shizu-chan's father is sooo perverted.XD
It's amazing to see Izaya's panicking that his plan got out of control.
It's also interesting that the story starts getting serious, can't wait to see where it would develop to. More,please!Sorry for my bad english, by the way.
Re: IZAYA IS TURNING JAPANESE 7/?
anonymous
March 8 2010, 18:08:15 UTC
ahhhh this is so fucking hot!!! seriously omg this is so enjoyable to read, i couldn't stop smiling the whole way through! keep writing please! *keeps refreshing to see if you updated*
Re: IZAYA IS TURNING JAPANESE 7/?
anonymous
March 9 2010, 03:31:46 UTC
OMG AAAAAAH
I had some trepidation about reading this at first, I'll be honest, because the prompt was, although brilliant, so cracky, and I'm not a huge fan of all-out crack but writer!anon, you have delivered! This is great!
IZAYA IS TURNING JAPANESE 8/?
anonymous
March 10 2010, 17:31:54 UTC
“Tadaima.” Shizuo muttered as he pushed the door open. He was exhausted. If he thought yesterday had been bad, today was a million times worse. Izaya had pretended to be his girlfriend all fucking day. Luckily, Izaya was wearing the male uniform... Every time he chased him away, the stupid flea kept coming back. The amount of people trying to attack him had increased, as well, which is why he was currently just getting home at 6:30pm
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IZAYA IS TURNING JAPANESE 9/?
anonymous
March 10 2010, 17:34:28 UTC
“Oh, okaa-san, your mind is in the gutter!” Izzy giggled. He had, apparently, recovered rather quickly from 'fainting'. They were all currently sitting at the dining table and Mrs. Heiwajima kept inquiring as to what Izzy meant by 'Shizu-chan wore me out a lot
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Oh, and Izaya might be a bit OOC but, well, there's no but. He's just OOC !!! (Not while trolling, just later on... ;_; )“Tadaima!” Shizuo greeted no one, he kicked off his shoes and dumped his bag unceremoniously on the floor and marched straight into the kitchen, grabbing his bottle of milk from the refrigerator. His day was awful. Another day of people trying to attack him. No doubt all Izaya's fault ( ... )
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“Yes, of course. I have the uhh.. thing to do.”
“You will have dinner with us tomorrow night, right, Izzy-chan?” His mother looked at Izaya expectantly.
“Well...” Izzy blushed and looked down at his clasped hands, “...if Shizu-chan wants me to.” His mother looked at Shizuo expectantly.
“What? Oh, but Izzy is busy tomorrow. School stuff.” Shizuo lied.
“Nope! I'm not! I finished everything so I can have time with my Shizu-chan~!” Izzy replied happily. Fuck. He was not going to win.
“Well, isn't that great.” Shizuo forced a smile, “Sure, I don't mind...”
“Wonderful! I'll see you tomorrow night at 7, Izzy-chan!” His mother ran out of the living room, humming a cheerful tune.
“Ah, yes, I as well, Izzy-chan. I have that thing to do.” His father winked at Shizuo, “Don't do anything I wouldn't do, son ( ... )
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“Isn't this what you wanted, Izzy-chan?” Shizuo smirked. Wh-what... this wasn't suppose to happen. Izaya had carefully planned everything. This wasn't in the plan at all. Sure he had teased Shizuo a little but...
“N-no! What the hell!?” Shizuo was breathing unevenly into his ear, hot breath tickled the sensitive skin. Izaya suppressed a shudder.
“You really piss me off.” Shizuo's whisper was breathy. Izaya gave in and shuddered. The way the blonde said it coupled with the feeling of his hard cock inbetween his thighs was too much ( ... )
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Izaya being OOC is the scariest thing ever to me. So I totally love you for saying he wasn't~ Hopefully, I can keep it up, right? ;_;
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Damn, Shizu-chan's father is sooo perverted.XD
It's amazing to see Izaya's panicking that his plan got out of control.
It's also interesting that the story starts getting serious, can't wait to see where it would develop to. More,please!Sorry for my bad english, by the way.
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I LOVE YOU. ;_;
I lack that wonderful thing called confidence but I'm only comfortable writing smut. Anything that isn't 100% smut is a scary, scary thing to me.
BUT SINCE OP LIKES IT I'LL GLADLY CONTINUE!!!
Actually, it doesn't really get serious. I mean, it will, but more or less towards the end.
Also your english is perfect. ♥
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*keeps refreshing to see if you updated*
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I had some trepidation about reading this at first, I'll be honest, because the prompt was, although brilliant, so cracky, and I'm not a huge fan of all-out crack but writer!anon, you have delivered! This is great!
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