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[drscudworth]

I'm having the most TERRIBLE day! Some INSOLENT student decided to crudely carve the inscription "JFK RULZ" on my office door! Do you know HOW LONG it took to get a door custom printed with my name on it?! That spelling-deficient VANDAL! And the worst part is that it will be IMPOSSIBLE to figure out who did it! Curse you, Sherlock Holmes, for not

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[drscudworth]

Well, that's very thoughtful of you! All of you people on the internet are just so darned agreeable!

[imaginaryfed]

Unwarranted borrowing of one's DVDs. For shame. Isn't it always annoying when they never put them back in the box?

[drscudworth]

Yes! YES IT IS!

[imaginaryfed]

And what happens? It always errors on your favorite episode. It's a damn, damn shame.

[the_g_prime]

Oh man, I hate it when jerks scratch my DVDS. Once I let Rocko borrow my Chinese copy of the Empire Strikes back, and he got NACHO CHEESE ON IT!!

[mineandfine]

....ummm Maybe find the kid with the intials JFk?

[drscudworth]

Uh, duh, who do you think has the initials JFK? It's obvious who it's in reference to! But he's so popular! He's captain of the football team, for goodness sake! ANYONE could have done it!

[mineandfine]

...ummm punish him anyway? Since its his influence that caused it?

[drscudworth]

Well, I suppose a few hours in the death maze never hurt anyone...perhaps I'll interrogate him about it!