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Dr. Cinnamon J. Scudworth's 45th Birthday Bonanza!

Yes, that's right, it's my BIRTHDAY! Well, actually it was yesterday, but that DAMNED SCHOOL BOARD won't let us do ANYTHING fun on Wednesday nights because of those crackpots who subscribe to religion feel it necessary to have their various group meetings that evening ( Read more... )

So finally we went to this pittoresque place,not the best food served there. It had a lack of...bien, i should not talk about food right now.

I'm not still sure of what happened but,i, myself, is now trapped inside the body of this gentleman, and Monsieur Ishikawa seems to have mine. This is so confusing. I don't know who of my Lords were ( Read more... )

Well, I'm thrilled  to announce that last week's car wash/girl fight was Clone High's most lucrative fundraiser ever! We made enough to finally get those tinted windows for the albino wing just from Eleanor Roosevelt's contributions alone!

Screw bake sales! From now on we're just going to have an annual GIRL FIGHT! Or perhaps semi-annual, depending ( Read more... )

Well, LiveJournal chums, I'm sure you've all been on the edge of your seats wondering, "Where is that dashing Scudworth with his witticisms and amusing yet apt commentary on the trials and tribulations of everyday life as a mad scientist slash principal of a high school for clones of important figures throughout history?"

To this I reply: technology ( Read more... )

Attacked! ATTACKED, I TELL YOU! By horrible BUGS!

But these weren't just any insects. Oh no, these critters feasted upon METAL!

THEY ATE MR. B! THEY ATE HIM FULL OF HOLES!!!

Not to mention my candle holders from Restoration Pottery Pier and Barrel. THOSE WERE SILVER PLATED, DAMMIT!

Lucky for me I always keep a few cannisters of Raid handy, or the ( Read more... )

Well, I'm pleased to say that the Halloween festivities went off with nary a hitch! Though I am rather disappointed I didn't get to use my new tazer. Looks like I'll just have to keep practicing on the squirrels! Now there's just Homecoming, and after that we've no activities until the winter prom. And then of course, after that, Snowflake Day! But ( Read more... )

You know, I like Halloween as much as the next person. But I really don't think we need to have another prom for it! This will be the second prom this year so far, not to mention we've got Homecoming soon! And this year, THIS YEAR! I'm going to up the stakes even more against that damned GESH since we've decided it's okay for girls to play sports. ( Read more... )

I'm having the most TERRIBLE day! Some INSOLENT student decided to crudely carve the inscription "JFK RULZ" on my office door! Do you know HOW LONG it took to get a door custom printed with my name on it?! That spelling-deficient VANDAL! And the worst part is that it will be IMPOSSIBLE to figure out who did it! Curse you, Sherlock Holmes, for not ( Read more... )

Oho! I am delighted by the idea of this Live Journal! At last, a place where I might record my innermost thoughts for the entire internet to see! I can’t possibly conceive how this could ever be a bad idea. I don’t know why I didn’t get one before! Well, no, actually, yes I do. I wasn’t aware of the website’s existence. But! That’s all in the past ( Read more... )