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[drscudworth]

Well, LiveJournal chums, I'm sure you've all been on the edge of your seats wondering, "Where is that dashing Scudworth with his witticisms and amusing yet apt commentary on the trials and tribulations of everyday life as a mad scientist slash principal of a high school for clones of important figures throughout history?"

To this I reply: technology

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[drscudworth]

Well, it's not exactly that I find them useless...I just wish they were built to stand up to my irrational outbursts!

[drscudworth]

He must have far greater monetary resources than I, to be able to afford to do that.

Well, that won't do! One must keep track of one's homies!

[drscudworth]

Yes, I think that would be a wise choice indeed.

A super bowl? I would certainly like to see the bowl whose size is so prodigious that it earns itself the title of - oh wait. You mean that annual football hullabaloo, don't you? Why are they missing it?

[monarch_the]

It's educational.

[hahha_innuendo]

My god, don't I know it! You'd think they'd be more durable! Even a shoe can do horrible damage! Or a potted plant! It's madness!

[drscudworth]

Especially considering their insufferable tendency to CONSTANTLY BACKSASS!

[cloneofarc]

So, I take it that means no new jerseys in gym class?

[drscudworth]

Not unless new jerseys suddenly become magically less expensive!

[cloneofarc]

But they smell like they were used to clean the sweat off of professional wrestlers. And I'm pretty sure there's mold or something in there. Whatever it is. It moves.

[drscudworth]

Nothing a little Febreeze couldn't fix!

Or...I suppose we could always have another bake sale...

[honestly_abe]

Principal Scudworth! I didn't expect you to have one of these journals. That's really great. Really.

[drscudworth]

Oh yes, I too enjoy a good blogging now and then!