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Ten Fun Facts, with Doctor Smax

Apr 01, 2005 09:30

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lilitaly April 1 2005, 14:37:58 UTC

Snerky snerk April Fooooool's!

drsmax April 1 2005, 14:42:34 UTC

WTF!?!?

Don't go ruinin' it for the kids, man. That's good edjumakashun there.

lilitaly April 1 2005, 14:47:09 UTC

Sorry :(

Last year a friend of mine did something similar. I was like "What the fuck, Garfield has NOT been translated into more languages than the Bible!"

drsmax April 1 2005, 14:51:51 UTC

I fall for shit like that every year, actually.

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raygunn_revival April 1 2005, 14:55:17 UTC

Well at least that explains why my elbows are so sharp.

Oh, and
10a) Benjamin Franklin's second penis was named Thomas Jefferson.

drsmax April 1 2005, 14:58:15 UTC

aka, "Big Stiff Jeffy"

raygunn_revival April 1 2005, 15:02:22 UTC

Awww yeah.

:>cue 18th-century version of Barry White music>:

dangerzooey April 1 2005, 15:39:29 UTC

I wonder what is the fastest animal running backwards.

drsmax April 1 2005, 15:40:31 UTC

Maybe we should get a grant and study it.

bioproject April 1 2005, 15:56:52 UTC

I always heard 'ol Benjy was a lady's man.

Also does low rainfall make the beer more expensive (given how many southern counties, including mine, ban alcohol sales)?

drsmax April 1 2005, 16:18:19 UTC

"Also does low rainfall make the beer more expensive (given how many southern counties, including mine, ban alcohol sales)?"

It drives up demand. See, more rain makes more hippos run more backwards more faster. They get more thirsty, demand more beer.

Simple, really.

ferndorn April 1 2005, 16:25:35 UTC

Wow... Ben Franklin had it going on!