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Who knew that Budweiser was good at centering ones' self? Or that I could feel really bad for forgetting to wave at the moon at 730 pm last night like I promised my girlfriend? Or that I could end up in college much longer than I ever expected? or that its' kinda nice being in my apartment ( Read more... )

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I am a happy Nicholas.

I'm in love!!

I was about to say "sorry to anyone I may have drunk dialed."

But fuck you guys, it was my 21st birthday.

-Nick

I just found out that my Girlfriend is actually my god sister.

So not only am I a pedophile, I am an incestuous pervert.

Can I at least spell Loser correctly?

thanks.

I would just like to take this moment to do two of two things

A) Announce my candidacy for the position of Albany district supervisor in the 2010 election.

B) Brag about my Beautiful Girlfriend that is just as crazy about me as I am for her.

C) Invite my friends and family to celebrate my 21st Birthday on Broadway street this December 23rd at