i need someone new.

so, for those of you who don't know... i'm a coporate whore now ( Read more... )

( My Interests Collage! )

i get home. get into bed. yoda starts whining next to my bed, so i get up and pick him up. i put him in my bed where he urinates. and i'm talking he had held his blatter and was waiting for this moment kind of piss in my bed. i could ripe his fucking face off.

we're not on good terms right now.

fuck yoda.

i turned 21.

how beautiful.

school is almost done. i have one more final thursday.

So, we've survived yet another May One. I'm relieved it's all going to be over soon. School is almost over and summer is so close I can taste it ( Read more... )

so... it's may one ( Read more... )

I...

-got drunk before noon.
-got a tan.
-kicked the oceans ass.
-kicked binge drinking ass.
-was fucked up the whole time.
-puked in my own hair.
-got my leg humped.
-discovered two separate time portals in the state of Tennessee.

yup, it was awesome.

daytona.

10 days.

you'll miss me.