"Bill and I met on an elevator, fell in love because of cats, and lasted because of bees." - Novella Carpenter

Joel [on tape]: And the whole thing with the hair --- It's all bullshit.
Joel: I really like your hair.
-Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

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