What the fuck is up with the ending to the Devil Advocate!? I stayed up late to watch it last night and was sorely disappointed by the ending ( Read more... )

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I haven't posted in a while and a lot has happened. I won't get into right now but I'll gradually apprise myself of the situation ( Read more... )

I just shat out a lego and a penny! I remember eating that lego too. When I was about ten my cousin dared me to swallow a lego. What are the odds?

Car Full of Midgets!

This guy at work lent me his "Aloe Ease Colon and Body Cleanse". This is a powdery substance that you mix with water or your favorite juice. It pretty much makes everything taste like pepper. By the next mealtime you shat like crazy (so I heard). I can't wait to start shatting. I hear you can see old corn, long forgotten. Petrified corn ( Read more... )

I'm a sucka fo' pain. I just ate enough prunes to make an elephant drown in his own shit water. I washed it down with orange juice. If all else fails, I also ate twice the helping of fiber that old people should have. Secretary, cancel my 10 o'clock ( Read more... )

So I've been busy at work. Not doing actual work, mind you, but making reminders, helpful hints and public service announcements.

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I can't wait to get off my ass and do a comic con post. I've been amassing pictures for the sake of great illustrations. One day I'll do it. For now, let's tell a little story ( Read more... )

I've been reading books like a madman during this past week. I've read Beware the Naked Man Who Offers You His Shirt : Do What You Love, Love What You Do, and Deliver More Than You Promise" (a motivational business orientated book), The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory and Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. ( Read more... )

I found this thing in my house called "smart abs". I'm not too sure but I don't think that I want my abs any smarter. I'm happy that they're not the sharpest tool in the shed. Now my glutes...those are smart mother fuckers. Yesterday I taught them how to make stars out of my poo. Like play dough only stinky and brown and chock full of bacteria ( Read more... )