Argh, back to school.

I hate school. Honestly. Maybe that's why I'm failing? Or maybe it's because I'm lazy? Or maybe a mix of both. O___o;

Either way, I hate school.

Want a new cartoon? Here you go:

( WARNING EXPLICIT VIOLENCE )

( . . . Ring Ring Ring . . . )

Anyone up for the best song / flash video?

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/badgerphone.php

Boop Ba Doop Ah Doop ( Read more... )

Well, I just got back from taking the biggest stinkiest pile of crap on the planet. Seriously I was runnin' to the john hoping this ground hog would see his shadow and go back in. The after effects were like so:

( Welcome . . . to Jurassic Park )

Check these out:

( South El Cajon )

So, haven't updated in a long time ( Read more... )

Welcome to the world's longest LJ entry!

Because of the lack of fans that I have. ((tear)) I will now familiarize you with the man behind the posts. If you don't think I'm a man, that is fine. Then I am a boy. Or maybe an immature man that should act his age. Whichever the case, you are an idiot for reading this. Next PICTURE!


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Jared's Top 10 Pet Peeves ( Read more... )

Brothers! Sisters! It is TIME for (self appointed) Preacher Jared to help REVIVE your inner stuggles against SIN and the DEVIL! Post your sins. Anything. Post it anonymously and may you be spared by the word of our mighty lord of Jareism. Post honestly, and you will be reward with eternal happiness in the realms beyond! Post TWICE if you want for ( Read more... )

So, I'm sitting here chewing on a wet slimy lump of cow flesh from a vacuum sealed package. And I have nothing really to write about ( Read more... )