but it is IMPOSSIBLE to look cool while receiving a dental cleaning.

i see dead people... and pink elephants.

i know, i'm a retard.

( yes, posting lyrics is stupid. deal. )

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed.

The chicken is leaning against the headboard, smoking a cigarette, with a
satisfied smile on it's face.

The egg, looking quite ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over, and says,
"Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question."

( well that was lame )

... but i don't have the patients.

GET IT??? hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

it's perfectly normal!

"people let's stay on task, i am hungover like a MOTHER FUCKER and would like to wrap this up as quickly as possible."

i signed my first autograph :-)

okay, so she was only 10 years old, but still... :-)

TYPE N
You scored 91 imagination, 100 confidence, 41 dominance, and 75 generosity!

You are a KINKY, CONFIDENT, SUBMISSIVE lover who prefers to GIVE. This means that: You like relatively kinky sex, and you have the great imagination that will always keep your partner guessing and excited! There's no getting bored with you around, you could never ( Read more... )