[15:23] me: so what music are you hot on right now
[15:23] dee: none really
[15:23] dee: cuz i keep the tv on low all day
[15:23] dee: don't really listen to a lot of music anymore
[15:23] dee: why? what do you like currently?
[15:23] me: barbra streisand duh
[15:23] dee: you are such a fag

ambobwe AND I ARE FIGHTING. FOR REAL. FOREVER. THE END.

Happy birthday to the most beautiful person I know (on both the inside and the outside), blu_lily!

I love you!

Happy Birthday Bular!!!!!

Always look on the bright side

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Much butt sex to you all!

*pokes nose out* *sniifs around* *pats self up and down*

so, this is what 35 feels like...

nope, i don't care for it.

Two guys from Daniels County are quietly sitting in a boat at Fort Peck , Montana fishing and sucking down beer when suddenly Mel says, "I think I'm going to divorce my wife - she hasn't spoken to me in over 2 months."

Earl sips his beer and says, "You better think it over - women like that are hard to find."

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