tripping your ass off soooooo fucking hard while at work with 20 little kids trying to be normal and take care of them is the hardest fucking thing in the universe, it makes me want to die.

TRAVELING SWALLOWING...


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ok so i'm bored/ waiting for chris to get here so i figured i would post one of these things that i found in dustins lj since i haven't updated in a wicked long time.

( i hate having a secret that i can't tell anybody! )

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leesa has made it impossible for me to lay in her bed comfortably while deeding and puke out the window. what the fuck are we gonna do now? i guess zicam... as soon as chris comes back because leesa finally has a non-auschwitz house.

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"i think 45 is an atrocious number."

So LJ stresses me out so I've boycotted it for a while. I will probably continue this so called "boycot" after today. In actuality I got another job working at Super Kids with Heather. It's not bad. The kids are all mutants and mongeloids though, but there are a couple cute ones, just not in my class. So ya, I work 65 hours a week now which means I ( Read more... )

i fucking hate it when my easy cheese gets air bubbles and shits in my hair. all i wanna do is slather my REDUCED FAT wheat thins in artery clogging goodness, but instead i get the reject easy cheese with 10 friggin air bubbles per squeeze. and i hate how i left all my makeup at leesa's house. and i hate how my room mates are nazis and i can't even ( Read more... )