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Promise her anything, but give her the Jesus.

Or what about........

Bring Out The Jesus.

Or my favorite.........

You'll Never Put A Better Bit Of Jesus On Your Knife.

I think the Romans would agree with that

I got this all from:http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.

Im not dead so dont act like i am.

IM NOT DEAD I SWEAR. Hey everyone go to the concert on the second at the rock so many good bands you can buy tickets from me for $5 or its $6 at the door should be a sweet after party too.

JON'S 22 BIRTHDAY YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA i love you all talk to you soon i hope bye bye

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Well ive been drinking again its raining and im off in 3 days could it be better............i didnt think so

A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question
asked was:"Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the
food shortage in the rest of the world?"
The survey was a huge failure...
In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.
In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.
In Western Europe they ( Read more... )

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