unless the Yanks help them out with their recent tiff with Iran and the 15 sailors. Some people might say that its only a handful of sailors and that maybe possibly they did stray 1.32 meters into Iranian waters, but you have to wonder, once you give up your fruit cocktail, what else are people gonna try and take from you? answer: as much as they ( Read more... )

YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS,LARRY!!! YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS!!!!

lol

the phrase "you see what happens" should always be in caps on the internet. It should be a rule or something.

wtf my 13 year old nephew was watching this on youtube. I love the lines though. It should win an academy award for best dialogue..ever.

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I feel strangely optimistic. front page mag has a little article on some of his best moments, I love how he reacted when he saw Yasser Arafat at some UN function in NY.He told him to get the hell out of his city.

O, woe is me, To have seen what I have seen, see what I see!


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at first I thought this was a joke, but apparently not.

STRATFORD, N.J. (AP) - In an age of multimillion-dollar high-tech weapons systems, sometimes it's the simplest ideas that can save lives. Which is why a New Jersey mother is organizing a drive to send cans of Silly String to Iraq American troops use the stuff to detect trip wires around bombs ( Read more... )

I guess I'm not surprised. I wouldn't be surprised if he said Aliens took down the World Trade Center. I like Twin Peaks and all and I guess I don't really hate this guy or anything.This is a guy who couldn't apply occam's razor to anything to save his life.

I just lumped em together. I don't care about lj cuts. Fuck lj cuts.

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