so beastie sold out and now works in a corporate officebuilding. a really big one. oh hush. this isn't surprising. and it's not the point, just the setting.

so the other day, when it was about 10 degrees outside, beastie ran past the men in a box who generally serve him his morning large coffee milk sugar with whole wheat bagel and butter for ( Read more... )

so Beastie went to this bar called southwest in the bizarre mall that is north cove a little before three and ordered a beer. i was sitting outside rockin' the pod and working on some gloves. yeah, whatever, it's hot out and i was knitting winter accessories. need i remind you of that fable? anyways, a young woman sat down not so far away. ( Read more... )

so this saturday Beastie went to an event called festivus. like on seinfeld. except it had nothing to do with seinfeld. except it was in new york.


( Read more... )

so today Beastie went to his local asian grocer's. if you haven't lived in new york, this sounds weird. if you have lived in new york, this still might sound weird. there are bodegas on every corner. and sometimes, they're ethnic. mine is asian ( Read more... )

hello my reader(s). my apologies for my absence. rest assured i have not been behaving, however my misbehaving has not been as amusing as an some points in the past. until now ( Read more... )

so over the past few months, Beastie become an insane knitter. i simply cannot be stopped. to this end, i attended several knitting events today, those being "knit out" (a sort of festival for all knitters in union square), and a men's knitting night downtown (currently entitled "dicks with sticks"). this is all well and good, however the really ( Read more... )

they always sound like a good idea. free booze. maybe some sort of pseudo sport (ie. pool, bowling, croquet...). but there's always danger. they turn on you. like a randy cat biting it's master's hand ( Read more... )

today on the way to work Beastie looked up and saw a Shockingly Nice Derriere. now this rear can be considered shockingly nice since it belonged to a female. and we all know Beastie doesn't go in for that sort of thing ( Read more... )

today it was rather grey out on the way to work. drizzly but not quite raining. cloudy enough to block out the sun. the type of day perfect for making a happy Beastie ( Read more... )

on the upper east side, watching the fireworks in a crowd.
overhear a strange pack of girls.
SPoG: oh my god Beastie it's the finale! i can hardly breathe!
[mind you, she said Beastie's real name, but for the sake of anonymity it shan't be posted here]
Beastie: if i had a nickel for every time i heard that...