I got druk and rapped my last car aroond a poll so I bought tis:

http://www.joecustoms.com/customs/customs.php?mode=specitem&id=82&kind=vehicle

Drunken Mongoose is great at giving drunken advice, So if you're in need of some advice e-mail drunken mongoose at dmongoose@outflux.org

Prepar for drooling- here ar soem real pics of my hot lush ass:

HoT SEX0rs

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I'm about a foot tall,27 lbs of drunken fury motherfucker!

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so I got realllt fuking wasted and stumbled up to some guy and started to bite his legs for stepping on my tail, the fucking basterd called motherfucking animal control gah now I cant go back to that bar

I em teh drunken m0ngoose,ph3@r meeeeee. :)