Hey

[drunkenredmouse]

Just so you know, Im happy. And Gary, I didnt shag your brother so please stop telling my brother that I did. You git. Anyway, like I said, I am happy, John understands and is well on his way to making himself happy (something that I clearly cant help him with...am I right John?).
Hope everyone else is happy too.

xxx

Comments

[gommog]

Mouse, i didn't tell your brother that you shagged Shaun, i don't believe in spreading rumours.

[panzerboi]

I do, but I didn't. Did you know Sian caught facial herpes of her pet cat Tilly.

[drunkenredmouse]

Ha ha!!!! So do you know who did? Not particullarly fussed just making sure people know that I didnt.
How is everyone anyway? Not seen any of you guys for a while.
xx

[panzerboi]

No I don't know who did. I do spread rumours though. All binmen are getting sacked and replaced by robots. Serious.