My cock fell off last night. I've been in A and E since. Pray for me. This on top of the alapecia, genital warts, and terminal pubic dandruff. Not a happy bunny. I'M A COCKLESS ONE!!!! Balls. Big lumpy balls. Anyone else want to kick me when I'm bald and cockless?

clicky

I can play banjo.

Someone tried to steal my car.
Little Sods have killed it.
I sad.
Traditional Viking funeral?

Did this on the other social networking site and as I'm lazy thought I'd put it on here so I can keep the typing to a minimum ( Read more... )

Had a perfect moment this morning.
Woke up at half five in a panic thinking I was late for work when lo, realisation dawned.
No work today.
Bliss.
Got woken again at half seven with an urgent desire to poo.
Garys shower time.
Not so blissfull.
Invented a new dance though.

Anybody heard the New Soman album Mask? Bit disapointing.

Gary.
Fat Boy is booked in for a quarter to six.
He needs 2 booster jabs at £18.50.
If he does need to see a vet that'll be extra.
Going to the vets near my mums as that one on Mosely Ave is for vaccinations only.
For everybody else!
I'm doing this as it's the only way I can get hold of Mr Gary as I've lost his work email.
Oh yeah, and Salem has

Gotta say I've changed my mind about Beowolf.
Can't shake the feeling that the film is just a vehicle for Ray Winstons voice.
I AM BEOWOLF!
Save it more like.
Hoop piece.

I finally sucked it up conquered my fears and went to the dentist ( Read more... )