ok, i guess i'm switching too. but i'll still be around to check here periodically. but come find me on myspace!!!!!

http://www.myspace.com/99826336

or...

http://blog.myspace.com/99826336

so i've been looking for a new swimsuit lately since it's been at least 90 degrees pretty much every day for the last two weeks. good god i think i've found it:

http://www.wholesomewear.com/page-3.html

i seriously almost pissed myself when i looked at this website. for

thank you thom for the beautiful tan. however, i think i need to listen to your directions a little more closely next time i tan-

the tops of my feet? black. it's hysterical. i'm such a freak!!!!!!

but the rest of me? sexy.

so i'm job searching. still. i've applied for jobs with kids at a youth home, but haven't heard anything yet. and i looked at another agency today and the only job that i am really qualified for is another office job. it's better pay and benefits, and i know i could get it, but i don't want another office job. i want a real job. where i need ( Read more... )

i was at the bar the other night, minding my own business, when some girl that i barely knew from high school comes up to say hi. she's nice enough, so i don't really mind, although generally i hate when people i haven't seen in ages want to "catch up." it seems like too much work. if i haven't talked to you in that long, why start again?? ( Read more... )

so my boss put on the oldies station this morning. as i'm listening, i noticed a trend: i can pair any oldies song with a will & grace episode. for example ( Read more... )

i think i found a new job ( Read more... )

1. one of my mom's friends is growing a rat tail. voluntarily. she says she's going to put beads on it. i threw up in my mouth a little before telling her "oh, that sounds...neat ( Read more... )

Dear Anyone Who Walks into my Office ( Read more... )

i just found out that one of my few vacation days left was used up when my boss "thought i'd like to get paid" (his words, not mine) on a day when he was closed for whatever the fuck the last holiday was. so he used up one of MY VACATION DAYS just because. without warning ( Read more... )