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drunkinmunchkin

swallowing gum doesn't kill you.

Mar 24, 2004 12:15

last night i was invited to go to a karaoke bar, so i went.
a creepy drunk guy kissed my neck.

someone told me that if he dies in his sleep he wants me to know that he thinks i'm "fucking amazing."
it surprises me when i tell people about myself and it doesn't scare them off. maybe i'm not that scary after all.

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kupd March 24 2004, 13:17:05 UTC

yeah bars and clubs are full of creepy disgusting guys.... the key to getting them to leave you alone is to go with guy friends... at least thats worked in my experience

oh and I really want to do karaoke when I really super washed! :)

drunkinmunchkin March 24 2004, 13:39:28 UTC

i've never been to a club. i can't see myself in one. but yeah this guy was totally disgusting. he was like a molester who wouldn't go away. a guy friend was acting like he was my bf. whenever the creepy drunk guy came around we'd start to dance.

you should come to karaoke!! it's every tuesday night.
we'll drink and be merry. it'll rock. or we could go to one by you.

wait... kikibird March 24 2004, 21:06:14 UTC

you are fucking amazing

Re: wait... drunkinmunchkin March 24 2004, 22:04:02 UTC

:D
awwww, cory, thank you so much! i can't wait for friday so i can give you a huge hug. <3

cide_maravilhas March 24 2004, 23:56:59 UTC

karaoke bars with discuting guys kissing girls necks...tss tss, the world is becoming full of weirdos, even karaoke bars have weirdos? where is the world going to? I though Karaoke bars were pretty innocent places at least everytime that I went to one everything was really smooth...

drunkinmunchkin March 27 2004, 09:08:08 UTC

it's a sick sad world.

cide_maravilhas March 28 2004, 01:37:46 UTC

full of SMFs (do you know that song? from Twisted Sister?)

drunkinmunchkin March 28 2004, 15:10:51 UTC

nope.

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Re: yeah drunkinmunchkin March 27 2004, 09:14:56 UTC

that would have been funny but it probably would have pissed him off even more. he was getting out of hand. he started swinging at this kid rob. all the guys wanted to kick his ass.
i should buy mace and a blowtorch. i'll bring them to karaoke bars.

its2bad4u March 25 2004, 12:03:23 UTC

thats when you kick him in the johnson

drunkinmunchkin March 27 2004, 09:19:16 UTC

i like how the guys want me to inflict pain on the creepy drunk man. :)
i wanted to burn him with my cigarette, but i hid in the bathroom instead.
for some reason i felt bad for him in the beginning. i need balls.