[Public] Second Shot

[drunkonroyale]

Oi! I want a bigger part next time!

It's always the loyal pet, or the wise cracking bird, or a singing forest robin...I'm sick a this! Why can't I ever play the part of some handsome prince or some kinda crap like that?!

I need a drink.

Comments

[tiny_tinker_toy]

Okay, we have a hard time dealing with you sober, do you really think we're gonna give you alcohol?

[drunkonroyale]

Come on, just one round!

[tiny_tinker_toy]

....I'm gonna let Jing decide if he give you alcohol or not....Can birds even tolerate alcohol?

[drunkonroyale]

That's fine with me! The kid always does what I say.

[omgwtfwrench]

Have you been acting for years now? Everyone has to start out somewhere.

[drunkonroyale]

It just sickens me how much talent I'm wasting.

[omgwtfwrench]

Well if you're as good as you say you are, they're bound to recognize it at some point. All things considered it might be a little difficult for you to play a human role though.

....unless you go and get yourself some sort of magitech suit or something along those lines *__*

[drunkonroyale]

Magitech suit? What're you getting at, doll?

[notawarbird]

But your lines were so adorable. I mean being the parrot seemed like the perfect role for you, you're always running your mouth.

[drunkonroyale]

I'll take that mostly as a compliment. ♥

[thesegreyskies]

Just going out on a limb here...

But I'm guessing that the fact that you are a bird makes you ideal for roles that involve being birds.

[drunkonroyale]

Real actors can make you believe that we're anything we want to be!

[thesegreyskies]

Still, I imagine that actually being a bird is an advantage when you're trying to convince the audience that you are a bird.

[drunkonroyale]

Sometimes I don't wanna be a bird.

[jadegiantess]

Here's an idea. Handsome princes might have to do kissing scenes. Since you're a bird, you don't have lips. If you don't have lips, you can't kiss.

Besides, I think you'd be a cute singing robin!

[drunkonroyale]

Lack a lips doesn't mean I can't kiss. 'Course, if you want to personally test this theory...

[jadegiantess]

Ha ha. I prefer to date within the species.