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[drunktime]

hell, it only gets better from here.... Or else I start killing kittens. I fuckin' hate cats. I fuckin' hate Amanda and Jonathan when they shower together.....eeeeewwww!!!! The only thing worse than that and kittens is a kitten in the shower with that. Honestly. True story. If amanda and jonathan are reading this right now and want me to take them

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[minkshmink]

i love sara sara.

i don't even know matt, but seeing from the comments you guys leave one another, i believe you are soulmates.

vicodin rules and so does being an alcoholic. excuse me, i mean a drunk. alcoholics go to meetings. i also am partaking of the fire water.

marry meeeeeeeeeeeee sara!

[drunktime]

Yes, we shall get married and there will be fire juice for everyone!

[mattyramone]

I'm going to put my penis in the chocolate fountain and then Jon, my best friend and best man, is going to give a speech fondly recalling the time he and I rode cardboard sleds off the the third floor roofs of the Upper Quad dorms. In the spring.

[mattyramone]

Oh, and I want a Motorhead cover band, if not Motorhead themselves, to play the recption. The Electric Slide is so gay; our guests will mosh themselves stupid.

[mattyramone]

THAT IS SO GROSS! *STABS EYES* Out, out damn spot!

Ahem, anyway. I hope it goes well, even though I think you and I both have a sneaking suspicion it will not. However, you need to do it so that you don't spend the rest of your life wondering. And you know I'm always a phone call away if he acts like a stupid boy. Hey, I did something markedly similar to this recently, so I can sympathize with your plight.

Good luck, Sara. I may want to assault you with a flyswatter that has thumbtacks on it, but that still doesn't mean I don't want you to be happy.