here's one of more substance to make up for that other shit. yes, it's cut and pasted from facebook, fucking sue me ( Read more... )

I don't know why i'm resurrecting LJ after nearly five months with this of all things; I guess I'm really that bored. Anyway, here's some shit you probably don't care about ( Read more... )

Everyone:

do yourself a huge favor and go see Snakes on a Plane ASAP.

It's serpentacular.

i don't know how i'm supposed to feel. i know this is what has to happen, i know this is the only way that makes sense. we both knew, i think, that it would come to this at some point, we simply couldn't bring ourselves to talk about it. i just want to know that it was meaningful, that it was as special as we believed it was. i've never felt ( Read more... )

I can't believe that I've finished my first year of college. All through high school, college was the holy grail; the parentless, drug-laden, essentially rule-less holy grail. It is all this and more. As the final hours of the semester tick away, the building is immersed in a fervor of drunk, crunk, stunk, junk, funk and any other word ending in ( Read more... )

that the waffle is superior to the pancake. it has little cubicles that can be filled with butter and maple syrup. the waffle is the ultimate triumph of deliciousness and should be enjoyed and celebrated more widely. i, for one, am going to dedicate a day each year in honor of the waffle. who wants to celebrate waffle day?

This is an instant message that i got from a bot (verbatim):

The job we offer is related to mail. It is an easy job which does not require leaving your main occupation. You will have to receive to your home address parcels from our clients and ship them out (we offer 24US_dollars for each shipped out box ( Read more... )

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last night (new year's eve) i went to the park and drank whiskey by myself and chainsmoked and listened to my ipod and smoked pot. i had to sneak back into my house while people were home in order to obtain the whiskey. i was super fucking stealth about it, too. nobody had any idea.