The 2nd DS Badfic Challenge: Prompts are OPEN

[mergatrude]

Hi everyone! The prompts are officially OPEN!

The rules are as follows:

Please comment on this post with your badfic prompt. Prompts will be open from now (!!!) until this Thursday 27th August, midnight Chicago time. If you are commenting that means that you will also be writing, but NOT your own prompt. Think of your prompt as the way to get

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[innocentsmith]

Meg Thatcher is Canada's most dangerous and alluring secret agent. But when her old boyfriend and his new boyfriend are kidnapped by an international crime organization, she'll have to team up with dashing British spy JAMES BOND. Also theres a wolf and a really big drill. Will she make it in time? Read and find out!!

I rlly suck at summerys. :((( This prompt is better then it sounds. :) <<<3!!!

[bluebrocade]

Lieutenant Welsh discovers Fraser's dark secret and uses it to blackmail Fraser into dumping his true love, Ray [last name of your choice], so that Harding can finally have his shot with the handsome Detective. How will Fraser make things right without anyone else discovering his dark secret?! Is Frannie really trying to help Fraser or are her motivations less than pure? Will Ray succumb to Harding's charms? And why is Turnbull sneaking into the 2-7 with a Polaroid camera and a truncheon...?

[zeenell]

Ray had always known Fraser was special, but he didn't know how special until he learned that Fraser had magical ejaculate - Fraser's cum can bring world peace!1 (And other things)

1Only under certain conditions. No guarantees or money back. All sales are final.

[mizface]

For reasons I fear exploring at this juncture, I am becoming obsessed with this prompt.

Help?

[aingeal8c]

Mild mannered Diefenbaker has a secret identity as SuperwolfTM, dedicated to cleaning up crime whereveer he may find it and proteting the city of Chicago from evil menaces. But when Fraser is kidnapped by Diefenbaker's arch enemy - The Evil Mutant Dougnut of EvilTM he must reveal his secret to Ray. Together they must race against time to rescue Fraser before he meets a sticky end (literally. It involves jam).

A part of me died writing this

[maryavatar]

Fraser is like... totally in love with Ray (the blond one), but Ray is all like... I <3 BOOBS! and Fraser is totally sad and shit until he decides to use his FREAKY MOUNTIE POWERS for evil and totally converts Ray by telling him totally made up Inuit stories about prostate glands!

And then Fraser gets to bone Ray like... A LOT. And Fraser totally has to buy fake cocks and shit just to keep up with Ray's totally HUGE ASS-SEX APPETITE!

Re: A part of me died writing this

[j_s_cavalcante]

*dies with you* Best prompt ever!!!! I love it! Also, I love your icon.

Re: A part of me died writing this

[maryavatar]

Thank you :) That icon was a side effect of me committing wingfic.

This is my crack fandom. Every so often I start to write something serious, then... whoops, someone has wings/harem pants/wish-granting glitter/a surprise vagina.

Re: A part of me died writing this

[j_s_cavalcante]

I LOVE Wing!Fic. I plan to commit plenty of my own as well. There's been one on my WIP-list for a while (it has Faerie!Ray; it also features Vampire!Fraser and Werewolf!Dief). And it will be illustrated.

I have committed Wing!Art a couple of times and plan to commit MUCH more. So you are preaching to the converted, sister! *testifies*

Every so often I start to write something serious, then... whoops, someone has wings/harem pants/wish-granting glitter/a surprise vagina.

Mwahahahaha! Well, you are far more fun than I am, because I seem to do the exact opposite. I set out to write teh crack, and I end up making it serious fic (*cough* Makeup, *cough* Anima--surprise vagina, check....) But actually I suspect I may not be able to pervert my Faerie!Ray/Vampire!Fraser into serious fic! We'll see....

:)