The 2nd DS Badfic Challenge: Prompts are OPEN

[mergatrude]

Hi everyone! The prompts are officially OPEN!

The rules are as follows:

Please comment on this post with your badfic prompt. Prompts will be open from now (!!!) until this Thursday 27th August, midnight Chicago time. If you are commenting that means that you will also be writing, but NOT your own prompt. Think of your prompt as the way to get

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[mondschein1]

Fraser wakes up naked and chained to a wall in a dungeon -- and who should be behind this but his good friend Ray Kowalski, who was conditioned by the aliens who abducted him at the age of seven to eventually snap and lose all will of his own, submitting the the aliens' telepathic demands?!? How will Fraser ever be able to put an end to his imprisonment and free his friend from the alien mind-beams? And what is the fate of his deaf half-wolf? To find out, read on...

[moosesal]

Body swap x2! Dief and Turnbull; Fraser and Thatcher. It will take two Ray's to find the crazy pagans who did this and reverse the spell they cast. In the meantime Dief's telephone skills suprise everyone and Turnbull spends a lot of time licking himself. But the real surprise -- What will Thatcher do with Fraser's "equipment"? And what will Fraser do with hers? And with whom (if anyone) will they do what they do?

EeeeK! I must be crazy!

[plotbunniofdoom]

(Ok, lets see if I'm any better at tight deadlines than flexible ones.)

Fraser gets turned into a cat. Not a cute little kittie. A fully grown cat.

It's brought out his evil tempered side (who knew that even existed?!) and he is now growling, snarling, spiting and otherwise being a complete fur-covered little bastard to anyone who comes near him. (Think Greebo.)

RayK is the only one cat!Fraser seems able to tolerate.

So now all Ray has to do is solve the case and stop Fraser from scratching everyone's eyes out.

(Um, sorry. It's the first thing that popped into my head. I am pretty new to the fandom but I really doubt that this already exists! xD)

Re: EeeeK! I must be crazy!

[plotbunniofdoom]

Oh, btw - I have no idea how this transformation is supposed to occur.

Bizarre gypsy curse? Magical spell? Bitten by a were-cat? Weird body swap?

I'll let the "lucky" recipient decide. xD

Re: EeeeK! I must be crazy!

[alex51324]

I'm sure the recipient can come up with something...or else, handwave! It's bad!fic; who needs a logical explanation! (Also: I do not want to tell you how long I stared at your other icon waiting for something different to happen.)

Re: EeeeK! I must be crazy!

[etcetera_cat]

*wants this idea LIKE WHOA*

[primroseburrows]

A C6D sitcom based on The Patty Duke Show!

Duck MacDonald is happily living on Wilby Island with his boyfriend Dan, when he gets a visit from his identical cousin Ray Kowalski. Suddenly, other identicals are showing up, possibly due to genetics/alien intervention/wormhole/Cylon technology/magical puppies/no particular reason at all...let the author decide! There's Benton Fraser and his identical cousins Geoffrey and Gus! Joe Dick and Mike Sweeney! Leoben and Leoben! Darren Nichols and Ray Lieberman! Wacky hijinks ensue--the possibilities are endless!!!!one!!!

Idea inspired by comments to mikes_grrl's lovely fic, "Being There", and mizface's filk of this theme song:

ETA: Anyone who could also vid this would have the undying devotion of several people. :D :D

[china_shop]

So, Vecchio is a ghost (because he got killed by the Mob in Los Vegas) and he comes back to Chicago to kill Frasier so thety can live together in Heaven, but in a bazaar twist of Fate, an Angel finds out his plan and dooms him to haunt Kowlaski's ass!!1!! The Gay Cult tells Kowlaski that the only way to exorcise Vecchio is to have sex with a virgin. Oh noes! Luckily Fraser steps up to bat. (He didn't have sex with Victoria the Deif-Shooter because he was so burdend by his guilt about imprisioning her that he couldn't get it up.) Ends OT3. \o/!!!!!1!11!@!1 Warnings for major character death and ghosts.

[ariastar]

I am not actually signing up for this challenge because I think my brain would implode, but I just wanted to mention that I want this awful terrible hilarious fic YESTERDAY.

Also now I want srs biznes ghost!Vecchio fic, damn you.

[china_shop]

Ooh, srs biznes ghost!Vecchio fic is... appealing. *wants likewise*

[mondschein1]

...you know something, I think I might actually want to write that...does that mean I need to see a doctor?