2nd Bad!fic Challenge, by Shayheyred

Sep 04, 2009 14:29

Title: Triplicomedy!Prompt: A C6D sitcom based on The Patty Duke Show ( Read more... )

badfic challenge 2

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primroseburrows September 4 2009, 18:57:10 UTC
DUDE. YOU HATH HAVE MADE MY UNIVERSE(S).

There is so much I want to quote here that I will likely offend every other quote if I leave any out. Seriously. I will try, though, for character count limit reasons:

GUS: And I win again! [LOOKS TO HEAVENS] Thanks, Jesus. Pay up, Geoffrey.

Give it a rest, Gus. You don't even believe in God.

LEOBEN: There are many copies.

RAY: Yeah, thanks, Rayban, like we hadn't noticed.

LEOBEN: Lots and lots of copies.

RAY: Shut up!

LEOBEN It has all happened before, and it will happen again.

EVERYONE: Shut up!

BWAH. And just how many Leobens ARE there? [To Leoben] I'm not asking YOU.

GUS: [BRIGHTLY] Perhaps a short prayer might be in order. Dear God-

Gus, didn't I say to give it up?

[TO DAN] And you! Can't even tell which one of us is your boyfriend. Seriously. I don't even look queer…do I?

[ENTER FRASER]

FRASER: Well, actually, Ray-

FRASER: Pardon my asking, but with which one of you Rays did I have penetrative sex last night ( ... )

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mizface September 4 2009, 19:04:54 UTC
Wasn't this the BEST???

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primroseburrows September 4 2009, 19:06:01 UTC
OMGYES.

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shayheyred September 4 2009, 19:08:50 UTC
I think I should give up writing normal stories and concentrate on badfic forever. Thanks for the insane prompt, Primrose. You made my job easy.

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mizface September 4 2009, 19:03:33 UTC
I LOVE YOU FOREVER. *bows down to your awesome talent*

This was the best crack I've EVER read, and I'm just flaily hands and OMGs and nearly speechless. The theme songs are materpieces. The characterizations perfect, it's all just the best fic and I can't stop gushing about it.

Paul Gross arms! Frak corrections! Duck pushed over the edge!

I will be reading this one many times.

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shayheyred September 4 2009, 19:09:41 UTC
Rise, varlet.
Seriously, thanks for the lovely comment. I raise my Paul Gross arms in your general direction.

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shayheyred September 4 2009, 19:33:58 UTC
Flatterer.
{mwah!)

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pharis September 4 2009, 19:31:01 UTC
Bwaaahhhaa! Best Worst Best crackfic ever!

Next week on Triplicomedy ... Newbie moves in, bringing a box of expired groceries and some really excellent weed. Relations are much more cordial.

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shayheyred September 4 2009, 19:33:26 UTC
I want to add that as a coda. Brilliant!

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pharis September 4 2009, 19:38:21 UTC
Ha! Sure, grab it, if you like. Any chance of an actual episode 2? I think we might have to tie you up and shake you until it falls out of your head!

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primroseburrows September 4 2009, 19:57:08 UTC
Triplicomedy, Episode 3X04: Ray Billy Leoben Duck is visited by a troubled and conflicted homicide detective, a Cylon (THERE ARE MANY COPIES, YO), and the Prime Minister of Canada.

Episode 3X05: The town of Wilby gets a visit from Diefenbaker, Diefenbaker, and Diefenbaker.

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isiscolo September 4 2009, 19:39:51 UTC
*dies*

*is ded*

*revives JUST IN TIME TO DIE AGAIN*

This is magnificently hysterical and hysterically magnificent. I bow in your general direction. The only way I can quote my favorite bits is just to POINT TO THE WHOLE THING. All the movie references! The theme songs! The SPONSORS!

I heart this with the heart of a thousand smiley suns. HEART.

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shayheyred September 5 2009, 00:04:09 UTC
Hee, thank you!

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