GIRLS!!!!

[dseraph]

So there is this really awsome girl that i know. In highschool her friend tried to set us up on a blind date, but i didnt like her at the time. the more i saw her the better she looked, and the more i was kicking myself for not going for it. Now I've been talking to her a little through myspace, and she is going to go to the reverend horton heat

Comments

[anonymous]

Two things you need: Ski mask, and a sock full of nickels. Works every time.

[stupidneil]

Tell them you know me.

[stupidneil]

It actually works best on midgets, or people in wheelchairs.

[dseraph]

well i already banged a stupid midget and would rather not like to go there again. and whenever i tell people i know neil, they just laugh and say good luck.

it's cold gin time again, you know that I'll always win

[dukelyon]

Girls like confidence, not the whole mopey woe is me schtick you've perfected, if you want to take her out, tell her she's going somewhere with you, then pick her up & take her there, don't ask if she kinda mighta maybe wantsta go with you to a show in three months. You want to know the truth, Ruth if you two don't go do something together between now & half way through December, then her other freinds are gonna ask her that she likes better, & she'll go with them, but maybe talk to you to get a drinkin' stamp, for her & the guy who brought her, which you'll gladly provide, then she'll disappear back to with the confident dude.

Re: it's cold gin time again, you know that I'll always win

[dseraph]

yes, gin is good.

[verbal_loser_]

Well, i think you should just listen to the Beastie Boys' song Girls and all your questions will be answered.

[dseraph]

i think you should just shut your stupid mouth nick. and you better watch out, cuz this weekend at summer slam The macho man and i are going to hand you your ass.