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Is that a dollar in your pocket or are you just dammit.
Hello Interweb,
Contrary to information widely reported in the Peruvian press, I will in fact be arriving in Kalamazoo this Thursday, the 21st of December.
Stay on the line to hear about a dollar.
Love,
Davis
PS - Ha ha ha get it? Stay on the line? That's amazingly funny. I don't get the 'dollar' reference though. -
So I won't bother with the details.
Dear Interweb,
It's been a long time, my friend. How have you been? Chess master yet? Aware of your own existence? Nice. Good to hear. Big Blue never was a match for you ( Read more... ) -
More on that later.
Dear Diary,
Yes I am still here.
More on that later.
Love, Davis.
PS - You're a bucket.
Over and out.
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A wander through Green Park.
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Hot-dog!
Dear Diary,
Today I saw a hot-dog running down the street.
No, that's a lie; there are no hot-dogs in England.
Love, Davis.
PS - Way to misconstrue the facts.
Over and out.
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Mad as a March hare.
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Doing things.
Dear Diary,
Today I woke up at 6:37 in the morning.
$#&@&$*%!!!
That's amazing. In fact, it's still 8 in the morning and I'm doing things besides twitching and drooling on a heap of pointy metal round things called my bed! Safe!
Love, Davis.
Over and out.
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That's just the way it is.
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That is a really good plan
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