Finally. My yearly tradition almost bit the dust ( Read more... )

Five vicoden chased with a shot of clarity. "Story of my life." Jerkass. It hurts. I wish people wouldn't be so gay. Life would be so easy without them.

MY TOP TEN LIST OF 2004: MOVIEWISE ( Read more... )

This weekend was a dream come true for college visit afficionados. We paid visits to Bowling Green, Toledo, and Bluffton, which made a clean sweep of Western Ohio colleges that our friends are going to. The first and probably best visit was at Bowling Green with Val. Although, there's not much to there on Fridays (everyone's recovering from ( Read more... )

This quiz is the only accurate one I've seen yet.

I am a man. Men are competitive. Kelly likes Text Twist. I like Text Twist. Kelly posted text twist high score. Naturally, I had to see how well I could do. Well, I played for a long time.

My high score for tonight and all nights: 120,080.

I challenge anyone to beat it.

Verbs, sex, same thing.

What can I say? Kelly and Julie were good lays, but I will never forget the night I had with Karl at the Democratic Convention. Needless to say I'm voting for Kerry after that.

A to Z: Karl ( Read more... )

I'm sorry, Tony. Let's be friends. What's done is done. Let's fight no longer. I'm not mad at you and from what people say you're not mad at me. So let's just make up. Remind me to give you a hug the next time I see you.

And while I'm here.

This question pervades most of my thoughts at this moment. So I was wondering if anyone would like to respond to enlighten me as to the cause of his malicious disposition. Here are some reasons I've come up with ( Read more... )