With the end of the exams looming i've decided 2 put down my plans for summer so they seem concrete therefore will get done
1. Berlin-Drinky much
2. Begin parkour properly again and become awesome
3. |Voluntary work at the Headingley thing
4. Work my arse off 2 afford next summer
5. Go stay with Louisa at some point
6. Go stay with ed at some point

woo...met wot can only be described as my fantasy woman 4th past 10 years!!

youi know those time when ur a gent cos u dont wanna take advantage of a drunk girl whos not even that drunk but u dont wanna seem like u took advantage and u realise that that asshole whos been hitting on her all night is gonna take advantage cos hes an asshole? well yeh

- Guy Confessions ( Read more... )

Okay any1 able 2 fill me in on the 2 hours between me leaving guisley and getting home last ngiht, I'd much appreciate it.
Also why do women feel the urge 2 feel stomach? I dont get it!!!

Well many f you may be aware I've been a total manwhore recently. Well just for lent I'm giving up all forms of sexual contact (apart from pecking ...thats all i'm allowed. even self service is off limits!!!) and anyone who wants to sponsor me is welcome 2. Conversley you can bet i can't last it. Whichever rocks your boat. All procedes go towards ( Read more... )

You know those times when you do something then wonder "why the fuck did I do that?". One day I'm going to find out why I did those things. I just find it quite spectacular that i can manage on average about 5 of those time each week. Making major decisions based upon motives that barely exist is rarely a good idea and i don't know why i do it... ( Read more... )

Okay guys really wot is going on with your telepathic guns? i mean its either a sloppy response, no response or (in the case of plewsy) overkill with a gattling gun...i dunno. Ah well. I know i say this far too much but ( Read more... )

wooo gonna get the shit beaten out of me on monday...that should be fun. any1 who wants 2 see dunno when it will be but should be good hving 2 guys making omplete assholes out of themselves by hurting me...ah well this is what i was conditioned for br Dom and Ed

Wellihad a good day. Hit the shops. The to shinx. met becky...thats it. Luv u all