ok guys seriosly:
  
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Ah, good ol’ boredom. It makes so many things possible. Drug use, random sex with homeless people, needless torture of animals, and of course the worst vice of them all: updating Livejournal. The only thing worse than trying to update and having nothing to say is having so much in your head that the mere 10% of my minuscule brain that I do have ( Read more... )

This was a post in Craiglist... the equivalent of the "I LOVE YOU/I HATE YOU" collumn that we have in local papers ( Read more... )

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/4685961/

i know what i'm doing this weekend.... no not masturbating

even though i'm sure that i am the last person to find out about this but this totaly made my day ( Read more... )

25 SIGNS THAT SAY SADLY YOU'VE GROWN UP ( Read more... )

Whatever wellwishing i forgot to say last night... i wish it all to you and more. . And of course the food was fucking amazing, i think we all agree on that, you out-do yourself everytime.... you're so vain you proably think this journal entry is about you... don't you?... Happy Birthday!!!

stan: so max and i were on vacation in South Carolina (or something like that) once ( Read more... )

oy.....

FROM CNN.COM ( Read more... )