My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat Hauldubss goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as A goth.doseofreality gives you 4 teal passionfruit-flavoured gummies.erck tricks you! You get a broken balloon.imbasire gives you 15 yellow licorice-flavoured pieces of chewing gum.jazzymonkey gives you 6 purple peach-flavoured nuggets.maxcelent tricks you! You get a ( Read more... )

just wanted to give a shout out here: thank you to everyone who told me about the party this friday enabling me ot take off work and go ( Read more... )

i knew it... happiest discovery of the day


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alright so i just kicked out of lab, cause some asshole decided to have class in there and god forbid my school invests some money to give us a lab thats only for us and doesn't have to be shared with classes. so i'm here in the library with nothing to do...update time ( Read more... )

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For those not in the know i am back to working at an Ambulance company. Yes that’s right… one day when you feel a stinging pain in your heart (some people call it love) and your left arm is tingling you now have the option of picking up the phone and having me and some incompetent guy that can barely speak English…..yes seth… come to your house and ( Read more... )

ok this is more of a proposition. like that episode of seinfield where they made a wager on who can go the logest without masturbating, we're gonna see who can go the longest without making a gay joke, pun, innuendo or insult. the prize will be some hand lotion... just kidding max, sit down. and you better take this seriosly you cocksuckers... well ( Read more... )

Ok I think it’s been long enough. I think it’s safe to update. Before I even go into it though, I feel that I should warn you that this will get sappy at points but I think we all need some sap in our lives. I used to think that we all needed some sex in our lives but kudos to Max for proving me that it’s possible to survive on just hot dogs and ( Read more... )

he will kill me, but this sort of brilliance cannot go unposted.

TrexxxNeffexYall: there needs to be a city n pennsylvania calld faux
TrexxxNeffexYall: i live in Faux, PA

... and by that i mean that it can get so boring that i even update this thing. so, its been a long time since i've touched this thing, but only because i was told that if i keep touching it i would go blind. i actualy wrote up this long update a while back about the whole winter break and the events that traspired around that time but something ( Read more... )