What do Rome, Cologne (a western city in Germany), Amsterdam, and London/Oxford have in common?

[duca]

I'll tell you what they all have in common.  For all of you I haven't told yet, I am doing my own version of EuroTrip with Keith.  This means that odds are there will be less scary places, but far more odd stuff going on and God only knows what kinda stuff is going on in Amsterdam.  I leave on March 20th and won't be back till April 8th, so make

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[_unashamed]

I am so excited!!!!!!!

[inertia_lost]

i hate you!

[ailurosbastet]

don't go to wundersexxx...unless you like being analy raped by a 3 pronged dildo...

then again... you're duca...

[duca]

To have a chance with Xena Warrior Princess, I think we would all agree that's a small price to pay... well... maybe small isn't the right word...

[neilinthecoffin]

Bring me back a prostitute

...a female one!

[duca]

You take all the fun out of it!
...
Hmmm...
You never said anything else about height, age, weight or race....
I'm thinking a 400lb 5foot Asian prostitute somewhere in her 60s
Yes, tht will work perfectly.
*rubs hands together whole wearing an evil grin*
Yes... perfect....