Well, Dad gone and done it. Done got himself laid-off. What a dumbass. He KNEW this was gonna happen. He KNEW it was just a matter of time. Why did he stick around long enough to see it happen? Glutton for punishment, thats why. I tried to set him straight from the get go by teaching him in metaphor: every time he tries to pet me, I bite him. ( Read more... )

Ok, so, turns out mom's a bena-drill addict. She's moanin and groanin about her chest hurting and decides "oh, hey, i can pop 3 of thse badboys and sleep off the pain. long about 530 this afternoon, she wakes up, finally. the entire tiome, i was locked in the bedroom w/ her. four loooooooong hours of nothing to do but sleep and poop. Nothing to eat ( Read more... )

i don't know how life ever existed before chili cheese fries and italian sausage... dear lord, please bless mommy and daddy, and the folks at weinerschnitzel for rocking so damn hard. ame3n.

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