Mom: HALEY, GET IN HERE!
Me: (Thinking, "Oh shit!") What's going on, Mom?
Mom: You're in trouble with me, you know that, don't you?
Me: Um, no? Why?
Mom: You humiliated me!
Me: WHEN?!
Mom: When I forgot my lines!
Me: ...what?
Mom: I forgot my lines last night and you were mean to me. You embarrassed me and made me feel so awful. I'm always supportive of
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