New Years Resolutions Part Two

[ducklingnova]

New Years Resolutions (Revisited)

1. Quit smoking.
Smoked daily since.

2. Don't fuck up with Tim.
Oops.

3. Reach my target weight, and stay there.
Gained two pounds.

4. Clean my fucking house.
I did the dishes, that is it.

5. Learn how to do laundry, maybe some cooking.
I microwaved something a couple nights ago...

FUCK!

Comments

[moonchild23]

Fret not dear Katie. With the ticking of time, all will come to please and pass...

[zoomy890]

This is exactly why I don't do New Years Resolutions.

[ginger_theif_42]

Took the words out of my mouth.

[noble_reliance]

You've got a third nipple? I hadn't noticed.

[dead_eye_dallas]

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I LEAVE. THE WORLD FALLS APART.

In all seriousness, Kyler's right. Things come and go and all these personal apocalypses of yours are usually unwarranted (my words).

[dolorelei]

Did you get my note? Jack said he might steal it.

[ducklingnova]

Yep! :D