"I guess there's nothing left to do but kiss my sorry ass good-bye."

"May I, sir?"

"Thank you for making my last moments on Earth socially awkward."

Wee Waa, Poowong, Burrumbuttock, Suggan Buggan, Boomahnoomoonah, Waaia, Mullumbimby, Ewylamartup, Jiggalong, and Tittybong. You have just read a list of real towns in Australia ( Read more... )

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1. It's a FUCKING SNOW DAY!!!

2. I have only have 100 more pages to read in a book for AmeriCorps hours!

3. (Best for Last) It's Claudia's 18th Birthday!!!!!!!!

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Falling through those oaks ( Read more... )

Holy shit, this is the first post of the new year! I haven't updated for a while so I suppose the time is here for a lashing of words and such ( Read more... )

And here I stand. This is what it all comes down to. Through all that has happened to me, I am sitting in Seattle, in a room with dirty carpet, socks, and a stool plus other furnishings of delight. This is my existence ( Read more... )

I liked this for some reason...

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I woke up at 12:30 today ( Read more... )