i have this song stuck in my head and it's just going over and over and over and i think at one point i was humming it out loud and people could hear me but what the hell they already know i'm weird why not let them know that they're right cause i'm just one big douche and my fingers are really cold and numb so i can't type correctly and every five ( Read more... )

....yeah. harold and kumar...anyway that was a funny movie, and it sends out some good messages, too. i think. all u minorities out there, u need to learn from harold and kumar that it's ooookkkkaaayyyy if you're ashamed of your race and want to break off from the age-old stereotypes that keep the world turning. it's okay if an asian doesn't want ( Read more... )

...because i have no life. so apparently dumping mouse antibodies is quite an epiphany supplier.

ok! u know what bothers me? what really gets me deep down like a bad case of the stomach flu? stupid ass liberals. now, please note that the "stupid," and the "ass" in the sentence were not supposed to describe liberals, but merely to pinpoint the ones ( Read more... )

my brother and i were arguing about the da vinci code last night cause he believed that its theories were true, and i was practically about to piss myself because he would say so. okay, first of all, i'm not a crazy fundamentalist. i'm not about to tell him that he's going to hell because he believes that the holy grail is mary magdalene, but it ( Read more... )

i want to be rich, powerful, and influential (this is an epiphany i had while dumping five milliliters of mouse antibodies into a small plastic box, go figure). i want to go to the east coast, get a job at a nationally prestigious law firm, move my way up into the position of a full-time attorney so quickly that the newspaper knows my name before ( Read more... )

ya...beethoven's fifth symphony, good times. i can't eyeball people's weight. ppl tell me their height and weight and expect that to mean something to me. frankly, five foot eleven and 180 pounds or five foot eleven and 140 doesn't really tell ignorant fucks like me anything, so take that!

What is your name?: jocelyn ( Read more... )

so last night i was up utnil like...3 talking to douches in chatrooms. good god they're so frightening. and they're all so eager to send me pictures or hook me up with their webcam, even if they're really really ugly. it was so frightening...cause they'd be like "u don't have to answer this if you don't want to, but what's ur bra size? i mean, i ( Read more... )

i don't understand why my parents just can't accept me the way i am ( Read more... )

i'm hungry right now, so i should go eat food. and according to recent polls, it looks like kerry might win, in which case i'll just do nothing, because nothing really happened to me when bush was president, and nothing will really happen when kerry gets inaugurated. if he can up the economy, i'm all for it, but so far i've heard nothing even close ( Read more... )