My mom just called my brother a "Sore Eye for the Straight Guy." I laughed forever. My mom's crazy.

It's official. A boy has broken my heart for the first time. I am completely crushed.

Listen to The American Analog Set, damnit.

Rick James died. I'm devastated.

I love having my journal's name be "Lipstick From The Assylum" because everytime I minimize it, it says "Lipstick From The Ass..." IT'S SO AWESOME.

Add no_boggle to your friends! It's Meagen. She hasn't posted anything yet, but it's because she needs help figuring it all out. I'll be the tutor. It's going to be a BLASTARAMA. Blastarama.

Can someone please tell me how to change the alignment of this thing? Pleeease?

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Michael Keaton is NOT the president!

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Mom had her surgery and she's doing quite well. Penis. Oh, and anyone who appreciates Eddie Murphy's brilliant music career should listen to this song. It will enlighten you.