Tell me about it. I actually threw the random bowling ball that was sitting on my bedroom floor at the TV, which caused it to explode, then I ripped off my yellow tank top and kicked Macho Man Randy Savage's ass, but first I made him put on my John Stamos costume that I had saved from the previous Halloween just because I loved Uncle Jesse that much. That episode not only made me realize what scum John Stamos is; it also destroyed my dream of becoming a nicely-coifed Greek man who can ride his bike, charm all the ladies, rock out in a rad band, and take care of his ex brother-in-law's kids, all the while exposing a greased up, hairy chest. It's tragic, really.
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