england

france

switzerland

italy

spain

greece

turkey

belgium

germany

three months

a cunt named colin.

a parisian tour guide who hated idiots and french host parents.

crazy swiss germans who would bathe in a freezing fountain at 4 am after the town pub closed and the americans left.

italian men who knew the phrase "would you like to suck ( Read more... )

"Ballabajoomba causes a riot" could have been a headline from a local ( Read more... )

so tell me something, or no no no- let me tell you something ( Read more... )

slammin to get second place for the first time ( Read more... )

i am fucking paying 27 cents to fucking say hello, so please dont hang up.

i love my grandparents.
so much.

my nails have never been this long in my life.

funny is my number one word.

that guy- he was funny. and i was high.

for christmas- get me a detector. so that i can scan a boy before i let him look into my eyes- and it is okay if you want to program the detector to make you my soul mate, as long as you promise to make us alright. and treat me good. because when you care about someone that is what you do ( Read more... )

i have an appreciation for rainy days and The Googoo Dolls ( Read more... )

( Read more... )

so who wont deny that the belly button butt smell is undeniable ( Read more... )

it's like, when your birthday is in the summer- nobody even thinks of when you were born ( Read more... )