in a few weeks i will be in canada, isn't that special? while i am there i am going to drag haylie or someone else to see all the different statues they have that make fun of president bush. i plan to take pictures of all of them and then frame them in my house in texas. is it bad when that's all you think about before you go to bed? yeah, i think ( Read more... )

all i want for christmas is you but i could probably settle for someone else. oh, the other day i smacked some ho while shopping and joel also made lindsay lohan's brother cry.

burger busted with underaged treat

( haylie is such a lurk... )

howard stern wants joel and i to listen to predictable the first time we sleep together and that is really the only thing worth updating about in my life right now

since i haven't done a decent update in about a month i figured i should. i have been promoting my album all over the places and my summer tour just ended finally. i can only handle so much screaming in the span of a few months ( Read more... )

in most interviews lately i bring up the postal serivce or the smiths hahahahahaha

wow joel got hot

so i was not only reminded by a gotti kid but a few others that i had not updated in awhile. gasp because you know that is such a crime! i have been on tour for awhile with haylie and hulk hogan's daughter. it's been pretty much all good so far minus the other night when something caught on fire haha. we are in florida currently mmm swamp but i am ( Read more... )

there's a five word answer to why joel hasn't been arrested yet