Shepherd is never getting his phone back

[dugdowndeep]

My texting thumb is going to be so buff.

Comments

[riotouslaugh]

It means what do you think of and miss most, I think, it means perhaps that you miss this place or this thing or that you would like to relive this day.

(They put it together badly, also.)

[dugdowndeep]

Ah. Lucky for me I don't care to relive anything, at least not in front of the entire internet.

And who might you be, stranger?

[riotouslaugh]

For the best, yes? Usually.

My name is Petra, hello!

[dugdowndeep]

Usually, yes.

Lovely to meet you, Petra. I'm Jack, as you may have read. What brings you to this corner of the internet today?

[oleanderknife]

On behalf of ungodly tall people everywhere: :(

And I don't emoticon often.

...five to ten, huh.

[dugdowndeep]

You don't count, darling, you're only taller than me with shoes.

I'm estimating. Not all of them are new; I did have two bullet holes and a few other old nicks last time you saw me.

[oleanderknife]

Maybe I'll grow. Defiantly.

Well, regardless, I declare a ban on Jack-injuries.

[dugdowndeep]

You wouldn't. (Also you still wouldn't count due to the Being Hasi Exemption Clause of my romantic interest contract, which I just made up.)

Good, I'll inform the various Jack-hostile parties of your decision.